60 Second Break
Tuesday, June 09th, 2009 | Author: Beamer
60 Second Break – The First Stumble Rumba Fumble

Sadly, I’ve finally come across a blog to start off the Stumble Rumba Fumble category.  The site appears to be making a sorry attempt at impersonating FML – My Life Sucks But I Don’t Give a F***, who, if you’ll remember, I reviewed near the beginning of this blog.  And very favorably, I might add.

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FML is a collection of quick, short, to-the-point posts about bad things that have happened to good people.  The posters have all the best intentions, but something invariably happens to screw up their day.

To ease their pain, I suppose, and to maybe get a few hugs and tissues, they come to FML to tell their little stories.  And then they go on about their lives.

60 Second Break takes whining to the extreme!   There are posts there that are longer than some of my blog posts!

If you’re reading this and you’re male, I recommend you stay away from 60 Second Break.  The posts seem to all have been submitted by women who are so anti-men, you would probably go blind trying to read some of them for the hatred that leaks out of the monitor.

“He left me with syphullus!”  “He left me with the kids!”  “He left me with nothing!”  “I took care of his dying mother!” and on and on and….Someone should tell these women that men usually do leave women who spend their entire time wallowing in self pity and horse puckey!

And to make this blog even worse, the women then all gang together in the comments section and stir the pot even more. “Oh, you poor thing…” and “Divorce his a**!”  and “Take him for everything you can get!”  Wow!  Bitter, bitter, BITTER!

PLUS – there’s a rating system involved and voting, too, to decide who needs a break the most.

So now we have a whole community of cry-baby-whiney-butts, each trying to out-bitch the other so they can gain the top spot and be Queen of this Castle of Crap!

I say, stay away from this one.  But I know you won’t!  I know you’ll be too tempted and you’ll just have to click on their header up there and visit that blog.  Oh, well, I warned you!

Don’t come crying to me!